Thursday, November 10, 2016

Bitches be crazy!



Jonnu Smith, one of the top tight ends in college football, will reportedly miss the rest of the season for Florida International after his girlfriend doused him with a pot of boiling water, according to an arrest affidavit cited byThe Miami Herald.

Wait. What?
  • According to the arrest affidavit, Smith, an NFL draft prospect, suffered severe burns on his head, neck, back, a shoulder and an arm.
No, no, no. Back up. Boiling water?

  • Gaspar and Smith argued through the day on Oct. 31 about how much attention Smith was paying her and their relationship. While in Smith's dorm room and "feeling extremely emotional and stressed," Gaspar told police, she boiled a pot of water. Then she walked over to Smith and poured it on him.
  • When Smith didn't react strongly enough for her, she started hitting him with her open hands, she told police.
This is true love, people. Loving somebody so much that you want to disfigure them? I can't think of a better way to say "I love you" more than that, right? He better hope she falls down a flight of stairs, or his life is over. 

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