Thursday, August 25, 2016

THIS SUNDAY!!!!!!! (NFC East Preview/Joey Bosa didn't pass the 3rd grade!)

Joey Bosa's an idiot (just like his Dad!)

Joey Bosa is living his dad's dream!

Father Bosa was a high school stand out, got a full-ride scholarship to Boston College, then got drafted first round by the Miami Dolphins in 1987. He then held out 41 days, because he's an idiot. He lasted 3 years in the NFL, and is now known as Joey Bosa's dad.

Son Joey was a stand out at St. Thomas Aquinas high school, got a full-ride scholarship to Ohio St., and was then drafted 3rd overall by the Chargers (which had everybody asking why anyway).
Son Joey is now into the 3rd week of preseason, with no end to his holdout in sight.

Sound familiar?

I can't help but believe that Father Bosa is in Joey's ear, telling his son to try and get as much money as he can, because deep down, Father Bosa knows Joey is a bust and needs to get as much money as he possibly can. Because like Father Bosa, Son Joey will be out of the NFL in 3 years.

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Everybody relax on the Dak ass-kissing

Saw this on the Cowboys blog, and almost spit out my breakfast.

http://www.espn.com/blog/dallas-cowboys/post/_/id/4753118/to-dak-prescott-its-not-as-easy-as-it-looks

Look, I get that Dak has had a couple good pre-season games, but let's just pump the brakes before anointing him the greatest Goddamn QB ever, shall we? He's largely going up against the two's, so there's that, plus, he's the SECOND STRINGER! If Romo goes down, which is likely given his past, and Dak goes in and does this during the regular season, then great, you can suck his dick then. But until then, just chill the fuck out.

Friday, August 19, 2016

Ryan Lochte's an Idiot

You ever know those people who will do anything for attention? If not, meet Ryan Lochte. A true piece of shit, that will tell a pathetic lie to make himself look good, only then to flee a country and leave his "friends" behind to be interrogated by police in a foreign country. Yeah, a real stand-up guy. Best part? He's obviously gay, but can't even be truthful about that!